"everything that kills me makes me feel alive"
I like cats, Doctor Who, Ghost Town and Dubstep.
bosses who can heal themselves
If you can’t beat ‘em, hit ‘em with a shovel
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
so this guy at my school uploaded this picture to reddit and asked for someone to fix it so his hand was on the bridge
and this happened
(billy joel- the bridge)
'the bridge guy'
When the teacher says she lost your assignment
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
When you hear people judging others, and you’re just like
Alright, Alright so I was searching the inter webs and I was on the Zelda forums and THIS fucking popped up. It was a gif with the cat typing, wtf? My computer knows me too well